Accio Kerry

'Cause what would I be without you..   

I'm probably not Iron Man...


feministcaptainkirk:

On a date with someone who doesn’t like Beyoncé. Yes those people exist. Thanks in advance for your prayers.

(via rapunzelie)

— 6 hours ago with 187 notes

superwhoandalaptop:

alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

Thor doesn’t like Leprechauns

— 7 hours ago with 308709 notes
sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

(via sagihairius)

— 7 hours ago with 68555 notes

scienceslut:

I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.

(via aspoonfulofharry)

— 10 hours ago with 135686 notes
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via ruinedchildhood)

— 14 hours ago with 168119 notes

eyebrowgod:

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

(via whovianpotterlocked)

— 15 hours ago with 34759 notes

deanwinchesterackles:

watrmelonsarerad:

mishjen:

"BUT HE’S SO CUTE”, I say, repeatedly, about a 39-year-old man.

I love how 57 people collectively know who you’re talking about.

image

(Source: mishjen, via impala-pies-and-cas)

— 16 hours ago with 31381 notes

THIS IS HOW NEXT SEASON IS GONNA GO

Dean:Sam, I swear to fucking god.
Sam:Thats not very nice Dean
Dean:Fuck you, I'm a demon. I don't have to be nice.
Sam:You're gonna have to be nice you you want to get out of that devils trap.
--
Sam:Dont make me get the spray bottle
--
Dean:*is Summoned*
Dean:Sam?
Dean:Why did you summon me downstairs?
Sam:We're out of food
--
Sam *Summons Dean in the bathroom*
Sam:We're out of toilet paper.
--
Sam:Why are you crying
Dean:I cant get into baby!
Sam:oh, yeah, wards
--
Dean:*accidentally eats something with salt*
Dean:WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
Dean:I DON'T EVEN EAT
--
Dean:*eyes flicker black, one at a time, staring intently at Sam*
Sam:Dean
Sam:What?
Dean:Morse code, Sammy.
--
Crowley:So, Squirrel, buddy, demon chum
Dean:SAMMY GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE
— 17 hours ago with 4828 notes

cocoastripper:

queer-punk:

WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM 

I’m pretty sure I reblog this already but this need to be reblog again

(via trathnona-lads)

— 17 hours ago with 439991 notes